The Brief
We hadn't planned on starting training until May 1st 2015, but sometimes plans change, we've decided that Team Mactoogle will now do some spur of the moment acclimatisation training.
Location
120+ year old stone cottage on the side of a bare arsed hill in rural Aberdeenshire,
Conditions
Standard Aberdeenshire December weather.
Phase 1
Ensure boiler packs in mid winter
Phase 2
Kick boiler endlessly, switch off, switch on, switch off, count to 300, switch on, curse loudly and kick boiler once more, curse in foreign language, kick boiler a couple more times, splint toes, curse, slam door and sit down in a huff because your boiler repair programme hasn't quite worked
Phase 3
Call around and confirm that no clever expensive chaps (or chapess) will be available to have a "look at it" until at least friday, thus ensuring a further five days ofmisery training.
Phase 4
(Advanced Students only)
120+ year old stone cottage on the side of a bare arsed hill in rural Aberdeenshire,
Conditions
Standard Aberdeenshire December weather.
Phase 1
Ensure boiler packs in mid winter
Phase 2
Kick boiler endlessly, switch off, switch on, switch off, count to 300, switch on, curse loudly and kick boiler once more, curse in foreign language, kick boiler a couple more times, splint toes, curse, slam door and sit down in a huff because your boiler repair programme hasn't quite worked
Phase 3
Call around and confirm that no clever expensive chaps (or chapess) will be available to have a "look at it" until at least friday, thus ensuring a further five days of
Phase 4
(Advanced Students only)
The Bath
Global warming isn't happening quick enough roubd these parts.
